Do your plants keep dying?
Welcome to sadplants.fun
Your plant shop with a well-watered sense of humor, surprising redemption for every brown leaf, and step-by-step help that turns guilty plant parenting into a game you’ll actually enjoy playing.
Start by choosing your new green friend!
Free Care Reminders
Get free of charge reminders that tell you exactly when to water, feed, or give your plant some sunlight — and just as importantly, when to hold back. Clear, simple care tips delivered right to your phone, helping you avoid common mistakes and keep your plant happy.
Plant Afterlife Program
When your plant’s journey ends, the care doesn't have to. Our Plant Afterlife Program plants a tree on your behalf—a living legacy that grows from every lost leaf.
Turn the inevitable into something hopeful.
- your failures grow forests!
Custom Plant Naming
Name your plant to make it truly yours.
Giving your plant a personal name turns simple care into something meaningful. It’s a small touch that makes your plant feel like a part of your home and story.
💚 Choose a Green Buddy 💚
Cheat your way to a "Green Thumb"
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What are our plants saying...
No plants were seriously harmed while taking these testimonials
Kevin
Finally, someone who gets it. No daily watering drama, just clear reminders when I actually need something. And my human finally stopped hovering. 10/10, would root here again.
Ivy the Pothos
Before SadPlants.Fun, I was just 'that plant by the window.' Now I'm Ivy, I have a personality, and my human actually remembers I exist. The care alerts are spot-on too. Can't complain.
Larry
Look, I'm tough. I can survive anything. But even I appreciate the no-nonsense care tips and the fact that when plants don't make it, there's a real tree planted in their honour. Classy move, SadPlants
Ferngully
I used to panic every time I saw a watering can. Now? Sadplants tells my human exactly when to water and when to back off. I've never been this green and stress-free.
Honestly life-changing.
Basil
Got named on day one and suddenly my human cares about me like I'm family. The reminders keep me fed, and when my cousin didn't make it, they planted a whole tree. Respect.
Bilbo Bonsai
Help. Glass prison.
GET ME OUT OF HERE! 🆘
Care, Collect, and Game Your Way to Happier Plants
Plant parenting doesn’t have to end in death!
Grab your weirdest green buddy, give it a name, and we'll help you keep it alive with reminders.
Rack up points, unlock quirky features, and help turn plant care into a game — season after glorious, lazy season.
Name Your Next Victim
Every plant deserves a personality. Give yours a name that sticks — like 'Gerald' or 'Sassy McLeafface.
Individual Care Reminders
Get mobile text message nudges when Gerald needs water. No more plant guilt — just friendly (and increasingly desperate) reminders.
Squad Plant Goals
Coming soon: team up with friends to keep plants alive. Compete, share tips, and celebrate green victories together.
- or get roasted if your plant croaks first!
What's Growing Next?
Premium plants, exclusive accessories, social features — help us build what comes next in your plant gaming journey.